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[Serious] I'm a surgeon who specializes in gastroenterology. I've had 10 patients in the last week all with bowel obstruction, and all mentioned this Lemmy website. What are you all doing? (self.circlejerk)
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[–] utopianfiat 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thank you kind lemming! So I guess the proper course of action, seeing as these are former Redditors, is a lobotomy?

[–] neanderthal 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aren't you the doctor here? I think you should stay very far away from the behavioral health and neurology departments.

[–] utopianfiat 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Listen the gut is basically part of the brain

[–] neanderthal 2 points 2 years ago

Where do you work? So I can uh, never...i mean make an appointment for my, uh, chronic diarrhea