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Your brain is sitting in a sealed, completely dark room with wires coming out of the walls.
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
How do I know he’s not squatting a millimeter over the chair?