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Internal monologue: well I haven't used a parallel cable since '93, I should probably toss this out.
remembers that one time I couldn't find this cable and it screwed me turning in an assignment
sky darkens, eyes become shadowed, teeth become exaggerated, skin goes pallid
Internal monologue: but after all, it's mine. Why shouldn't I keep it? Why shouldn't I keep the precious.