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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (22 children)

My conservative neighbor is convinced in a conspiracy theory that TSwifty dating Travis Kelce is a scheme to get people to get the COVID vaccine. I wish I was joking, but he's 100% serious.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why’s he so concerned? Even if true, he could just shake it off, shake it off.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's cause he has a blank space, probably can barely write his name

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He sounds like a nightmare, dressed like a hayseed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's him. Hi. He's the problem, it's him.

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