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[–] T00l_shed 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

His asshole must be jealous of the shit coming out of his mouth though.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

He's a professional who has spent his whole life aspiring to be the next Tucker Carlson (who aspired to be the next William F. Buckley).

His entire career has been predicated on far-right ideologues promoting his identity as a brand. Dude is entirely a product of celebrity and he spends every waking hour working on the next self-promotion. If his mouth is dropping turds, that is only because shitting out your gullet is what publishers and media magnets want to see in their spokesmodels.

If only Ben had been a staked 10/10 hottie or a roided up macho man, he'd be running for governor by now.

[–] anarchy79 4 points 1 year ago

That moment you realize height requirements for holding public office is the only thing standing between democracy and fascism...

[–] T00l_shed 0 points 1 year ago

You're absolutely right.

[–] MotoAsh 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude thinks a wet vagina is a sign of health issues and not excitement... Ben doesn't know the first thing about bodily functions. He probably even thinks that shit smell on his breath is normal.

[–] T00l_shed -1 points 1 year ago

My breath smells like shit, yours doesn't, check mate libruls.