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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 87 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Better than getting left in line while she gets the onions

[–] SpezCanLigmaBalls 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is what my mom did. By the time she got back everything was scanned waiting for payment and I'm just standing there with my thumb up my ass

[–] Viking_Hippie 30 points 11 months ago

I don't know about your local customs, but where I come from, it's actually considered quite rude to stimulate yourself thus in public. Especially if you lock eyes with the cashier as you do it.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The stress of those moments left a weird impression. I’m very against splitting the party now when entering checkout territory.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

You must gather your party before venturing forth!