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Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] pete_the_cat 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Npps aka Naked People Per Second

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with NiPS. (Nipples per second) Which indicates how many definitely female nipples are in view per second. This is a better metric as many scenes are shown with partial clothing and therefore don't get counted in the NPPS metric correctly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Ahem, they are called "female presenting nipples"