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JavaScript's days are numbered (dormi.zone)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_formatting_and_storage_bugs#Year_275,760

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If we're still using JavaScript in the year 275,760 we deserve the resulting epoch collapse

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bold of you to assume that humanity will even exist at that point. In fact, it'd be pretty bold to assume we'll exist in 2757; forget those last two digits.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not even sure we'll be existing in 2057 at this rate

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Or even make it till 20:57

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Javascript will subsume all other languages by then. Humanity won't even know that others existed, or even what it is. It'll just be called Script, the way you tell computers what to do when the AI doesn't understand your prompts correctly.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Epochalypse...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who knew The Cosmic AC would be running js.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I love oddly comforting techno theology