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Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti Pasta Sauce sells out within hours (eu.freep.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Mom's Spaghetti Pasta Sauce is sold in 25-ounce jars for $13 each or two for $25."We developed this sauce, Mom's spaghetti and the Sghetti sandwich," Catallo of Union Joints said. "We started having fun with it and seeing where it will take us ever since."

Sghetti sandwich. Sghetti wrestling? Someone tell James Cameron that we need to raid the bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W76D67Xs5l0

Also, I clearly should have become a white rapper so I could sell bullshit for hundreds of times markup to dolts.