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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't lie, I know there's a man in there licking the dishes y'all tryna hide.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where else are the house elves supposed to live in modern homes? We don’t have servants’ quarters and the closet is packed floor-to-ceiling with vintage porn.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the wall hole that suspiciously looks like a doorway.

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 1 year ago

That's where the mouse lives. And it sleeps in a bed made out of a matchbox.