A calzone could also be called a pizzussy.
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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Do not put your dick in that.
Look, I came here to chew gum and fuck ussy, and I'm all out of gum, musicalfruit-ussy
That was actually harder to say out loud than I thought.
Don't tell me what to do.
But warm! And cheese!
I don't know, that pizzussy is looking mighty fine
*until you let it cool down a bit.
37.5 degrees Celsius is ideal.
People express their love in many ways
Too late, on my way to the hospital.
Don't tell me how to live my life.