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Amazon sold bottles of urine marketed as an energy drink, a new documentary reveals. The company also makes it alarmingly easy to sell dangerous items to children.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I just learned that the Amazon tablet/e-reader thing is literally called Amazon Fire. Like... Seriously. It's a little on the nose, no? Like Bezos and his team KNOW and sell this shit to people laughing all the way to the bank and people just line up. I'm so done with this world.

[–] SpaceNoodle 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The e-reader is the Kindle. But that's just how they started the Fire.

[–] Diprount_Tomato 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wasn't it always burning since the world was turning?

[–] cjoll4 2 points 1 year ago

Shut up and take my upvote!

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