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[โ€“] Enekk 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Best I can do is die on shift.

I once worked a job where this was nearly literally true. Were I to die on shift, my life insurance would pay double.

[โ€“] CurlyMoustache 4 points 1 year ago

Die, resurrect, profit