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[–] DadHands 36 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn't feel like a challenge to me

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where's all your food going people?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

How small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I'd need industrial plumbing.

[–] D3F4U1T_ARS 1 points 2 years ago

Inside muscle I guess.

Jokes aside, it can depend on the physiology and lifestyle of the person as well.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

At times I only shit like once a week 💀

[–] Thepinyaroma 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Are you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.

[–] Son_of_dad 6 points 2 years ago

Dude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can't imagine pooping only once a week.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Death how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

1-3 times every 1-3 days is the normal range.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

you need more fibre

[–] Rhyz 7 points 2 years ago

Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Seriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I had surgery fairly recently and didn't need to poop for about 5 of the 7 days they kept me in the hospital.

not sure if it was the food or just not doing anything but laying on a hospital bed for a week but it can be done.