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Can spontaneously manifest any variety of cheese
You're constantly followed by an army of mice that want to eat your cheese.
Lactose intollerant
Cheese becomes tasteless
It appears from a random bodily orifice each time, and never the same one twice.
Can't control when you do it.
Oh I'd pick up some napkins and follow that person. I hope blue cheeses are on the list, and maybe some gruyΓ¨re π€€
I see no downsides.
But you have no control over where and when.
At the rate of one gram per hour.
You constantly stink of molding cheese