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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Assembly is a scrapheap with every sort of technology imaginable but it's all broken. Could be an iron man suit, or you could just grab a length of rebar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's a musket. A really powerful one but you gotta do everything manually.It also comes disasembled and requires hours of work to be built.

[–] Agent641 4 points 1 year ago

Assembely is a pile of iron ore. Make what you want with it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I like the other response here

assembly is a gauss gun... you just have to manually align the magnets

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's a box of unassembled weapon parts.

[–] uis 1 points 1 year ago

Where is verilog?