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Printer driver failure: All hands abandon ship! (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Only if printing technology has changed by then. Otherwise you'd just be getting 100 notifications that your subscription to HP Ink has expired and it can't print until you renew...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Atten Crew:

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Come to Quarks

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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Quarks is fun

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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Don't walk, run!

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Bring this printout for 10% off your first drink

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Enter to win a talking beverage mug!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

http://i.stack.imgur.com/ob2Xb.jpg

Free refills!

Limit one per customer.

[–] EmpathicVagrant 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Okay but I need this mug

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I imagine this not like a talking mug we might have today, with a battery and a prerecorded message, but instead an almost sentient creepy face like that bajorans treasure chest of horrors.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You mean Badgey the Mug?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

... I want this now. So badly.

[–] marcos 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dot matrix printers don't do that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

They totally would if HP still made them!