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But yogurt tops are still legal tender right?
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right?
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[glances at warehouse filled with yogurt tops]
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hello... ?!??
And what will I do with all these aluminum tabs from the cans, I have been saving.
The Iranian yogurt is not the issue here.
Are S&H Green Stamps still valid???