this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

As long as he cleans the stove after, there's still potential for a delicious meal

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe if he cleans it before.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah and then hopefully gets the cleaning stuff off the surface. Unless they like the flavour.

[–] wreckedcarzz 10 points 1 year ago

Clorox - now with a zest

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Finally, some good fucking bleach

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

At least chlorine bleach evaporates. E: Never mind. It leaves behind chloride particles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It leaves behind chloride particles.

The sodium particles also stay behind. Together, we call that table salt. More flavor for your meal!

Disclaimer: Do not substitute bleach for salt in recipes.

[–] kautau 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It would still be considerably better to buy a product designed for this than to use your cook top as a griddle lol

https://steelmadeusa.com/products/steelmade-flat-top-grill-glass-ceramic-stoves

[–] Daft_ish 13 points 1 year ago

I am doubtful the culinary skills of the person who thought of this can do much better than cooked all the way through.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

They probably didnt even clean the stove before let alone clean after

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

A delicious succulent meal?