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Police close road for 31 hours after sex doll mistaken for dead body dumped in woods (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 1 year ago by seaQueue to c/nottheonion

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Police closed off a road for two days to investigate a report of a dead body dumped in woods - only to find out it was a discarded sex doll.

Warwickshire Police said it was with “great relief” that the hand and foot spotted poking out of undergrowth turned out to be an inflatable love aid.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The police felt "great relief" with the sex doll you say.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Bake em away, toys!