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Anon discovers the secret to staying thin (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Cookiesandcreamclouds -3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have one because I have disordered eating actually, and needed to stop killing myself with food.

Oh gee, all that and nowhere does it say that an insult equals 3,500 calories! It's the words that make you fat! I should have known. /eyeroll

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Trying the pitty party now? Being miserable doesn't excuse you to try and make others feel miserable.

[–] Cookiesandcreamclouds -1 points 11 months ago

Oh, I'm happy- because I'm not obese anymore. Will still point out other's fat logic.