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[โ€“] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm going to start telling chicks at pubs this is what I do at my city's local zoo but I'm not going to exaggerate the flight numbers like this bloke cause I don't want to sound like a workaholic and then later disappoint her.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I'm going to try this one too in my tiny village in the middle of nowhere. I'm straight up just going to claim we have a zoo.