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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love "answers" like that.

When my wife was a child, they made nativity scenes at school for Christmas. In my wife's result, Mary and Joseph were standing very far away from the manger. When asked why they were so far away, my wife replied, "Because I stuck them there."

Kids...

[–] jaybone 6 points 1 year ago

Doesn’t the song go “away from the manger…”?