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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] setsneedtofeed 93 points 1 year ago (50 children)

Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories

Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights

Janeway = Murderous criminal

Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

That about covers it.

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[–] Eylrid 1 points 1 year ago

Archer is a secret agent who is afraid of alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurysms. Burnham is a guy who healed the world with comedy from his bedroom.

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