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karcatgirl-vantas:

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

skluug:

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

When you say someone is a real looker, it means they're attractive, so I'd say the default state for sight is appealing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Good point. Also, there's touchy feely so the most ordinary thing seems to be a loud, stinking and attractive creep with strawberry lipstick or something. 🤔

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You also say they're "hot," which suggests that your eyes have the capability to gauge temperature.

[–] Pirasp 7 points 1 year ago

Which they do, by the means of black body radiation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'd say it's those attributes that most compel us to notice that sense than the default for that sense. If something is smelly or noisy, you are often unable to avoid or ignore it, it takes over your senses. If something is tasty you are compelled to take more of it to placate your senses. A "looker" is something you can't take your eyes off of. Whereas "touchy" is somebody that reactive, they are forced to notice and react to you.

Therefore the most sensually compelling object is something that smells strongly, is loud, tastes good, looks good, and reacts when you touch it.

Conversely, I believe "ordinary" is something you are not compelled to notice. So it would be the exact opposite. Smells nice, is quiet, tastes bad, looks neutral, and does not react to touch.

[–] TheIllustrativeMan 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Therefore the most sensually compelling object is something that smells strongly, is loud, tastes good, looks good, and reacts when you touch it.

So a person?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

A well groomed, attractive person, with good hygiene.