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It’s a little late for that.
He's trying desperately to prove he hit puberty.
He has kids, so I can only assume this is to prove he's a teenager at heart.
The hair restoration treatment is now out of control and he's slowly turning into the wolfman.
I think he's trying to inspire more tony stark comparisons now that everyone makes fun of him.
there are reasons no one compares him to Tony Stark anymore
He's Justin Hammer
Looks like his pubic hair is likely just migrating for the winter
Tenorman: Alright alright, I'll trade you my pubes back for the money.
Musk: You will? Oh, cool!
Tenorman: How much did I charge? Oh, yeah, $10.
Tenorman: You got change for a 20?
Musk: Oh, uh...
Musk: I only got six dollars and 12 cents.
Tenorman: Oh, well, that's okay.
Tenorman: Here, just give me the six dollars and then I'll give you the 20.
Musk: Okay.
Tenorman: Now, give me the pubes and I'll give you back two dollars.
Musk: Right.
Tenorman: Now, give me the 12 cents And I'll give you the rest of your change back.
Musk: Cool.
Tenorman: And then give me the 20 and I'll give you the pubes.
Musk: Sweet!
Musk: Uh- Ah, Godammit!
Gotta round out the super villain motif...
Frittering away precious scalp strips to cover a artificial speed bump of a chin.