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[โ€“] SendMePhotos 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I did that for a loan once.. Got threatened with a felony. Did not do again.

[โ€“] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lying to bank? Jail

Lying to landlord? ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lying to a bank: jail.

A bank lying and getting caught enough times: new ceo with a bonus for the incumbent.

Damn I just love justice!

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You forgot the public bailout money ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ›ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿค‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ha ha, the one support system that isn't considered 'socialism'!

[โ€“] Potatos_are_not_friends 7 points 1 year ago

I did it to get my current rental.

Come find me.