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Are self-driving cars a traveling expense deduction or taxable income, and how would the car report this? (worldwideinterweb.com)

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Comedian Mitch Hedberg
Source - https://worldwideinterweb.com/funny-quotes-from-famous-comedians-gallery/

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My absolute favorite joke of his wasn't even a real joke.

Apparently Mitch was checking into a hotel and the receptionist asked for a credit card. Mitch being the guy he was he didn't have a credit card. So he pulls out a big wad of cash and says "Nah man this will cover it". So the receptionist is like "No sir, I need a credit card". Mitch's reaction was priceless. Apparently he replied "Nah man, this is what the card represents. That would be like if you hired a Frank Sinatra impersonator and the real Frank Sinatra showed up and you were like, 'Nah we're gonna go with the impersonator'"

I forget who told that story but it always makes me laugh hard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Beautiful. Someone had to make a documentary. It's on my bucket list.