this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2023
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] Lawyerator 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My brother insists on calling Roblox "Robots" to his kids. This appropriately infuriates them. I'm workshopping Fork-knife to bug my step kids.

[–] Godric 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fork-knife sounds like too much out of the gates, ya gotta pick one

Start small with Forknight or Fortknife, workshop some more if that doesn't get the desired reaction

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Fort Fight, pronounced as 2 words. It works because it's plausible.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 4 points 1 year ago

I've been calling Fortnight Forknife for at least 15 years now. We're pretty progressive around our house.