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Your can make up one if you wish too but keep things pg-pg-13 becasue why not, idk. pretend this is an interveiw and try to get hired to join some big superhero company or something.

this might be intersting or funny.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Being able to breathe underwater, no boosts to handling pressures and no talking to fish. You can’t go rescue dumb submarines, you still swim slower than any trained seal or dolphin, and cleaning the office fish tank doesn’t require swimming.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But think of the epic bathing you can accomplish. I'm talking FULL. BODY. SUBMERSION.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Finally, you could be 100% clean.