this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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[–] kromem 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This post makes you want to buy Oreos? Weird.

Edit: I'm having a fun time imagining a brand manager at Mondelez looking at this pitch:

"So it's a consumer that has a tattoo of the barcode and is scanning it? At like a Ralphs? Oh, no, a Home Depot? Ok great. And we can clearly see that it's the brand with like a nice image of the product? No - it's grainy and text only and can barely be read? Perfect - green light. Great work guys. Let the creative agency know to keep more of this coming. Also, let's have the media agency seed this into some insignificant social media networks that almost no one is on. I can't wait to see the sales lift this is going to bring. I can smell a promotion."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

"Also, can you make like 700-800 totally unrelated posts and spend a ton of time fawning over star trek first? THEN, when they're least expecting it, we hit em with this masterpiece."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tbh after reading I remembered I had some Oreos in my kitchen

[–] kromem 2 points 1 year ago

Well they are delicious and a healthy part of a complete breakfast. You should buy more today...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Although I just ate some and they expired in 2021... oops