this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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Dank Memes

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This is the place to be on the interweb when Reddit irreversibly becomes a meme itself and implodes

If you are existing mods from r/dankmemes, you should be mod here too, kindly DM me on either platform

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  1. Be nice, don't be not nice
  2. No Bigotry or Bullying
  3. Don't be a dick!
  4. Censor any and all personal information from posts and comments
  5. No spam, outside links, or videos.
  6. No Metabaiting
  7. No brigading
  8. Keep it dank!
  9. Mark NSFW and spoilers appropriately
  10. NO REEEEEEE-POSTS!
  11. No shitposting
  12. Format your meme correctly. No posts where the title is the meme caption!
  13. No agenda posting!
  14. Don't be a critic
  15. Karma threshold? What's that?

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[–] ignotum 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just turn on airplane mode and ride your phone to safety

[–] fluxion 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Autopilot won't be functional at this point though so when you switch on Airplane mode, also enable the manual flight control option so you can get the plane stable again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, jump at the last second to dampen impact.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

When I was a kid, I used to think I could survive an elevator accident by doing this.