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Canadian Air Force Investigating After Fighter Jet Uses Call Sign ‘DICK69' (themessenger.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] crypticthree 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it is obscene.

[–] TheJims 14 points 1 year ago

The Horror… the horror

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

You always gotta maintain civility when murdering people, y'know? Because killing others is one thing, but being uncivil? We're a civilized people, for God's sake!