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Yes, probably. I also really enjoy the idea that you think that it being a suppository would factor in to the calculus at all, I think it’s really funny
Fellas, is it gay to put immortality up your ass?
The mildly homophobic nature of the question is hilarious. "Would you want to live forever if you also had to be a little bit gay????"
It’s not even slightly gay to use a suppository either, it reminds me of the guys who think it’s gay to clean their ass because it’s gay to touch an asshole.
I don’t have anything against the straights. I’m not a heterophobe – I’m a real cool dude — but when those people talk about not washing their asses, it’s only natural for us to feel a little bit of heterophobia against their lifestyle.
Please don't lump us in with those people. That's not a "hetero" thing it's just a disgusting person thing.
That can't be a real thing. Who would rather walk around smelling like shit than do something that's not even "gay." Even if it were I'd rather not smell like shit.
See, I'll go out on a limb and say it's not gay for a man to engage in prostate play. Even having sex with another man isn't necessarily gay!
You went pretty far out on that limb with your second sentence
Yeah, I'd be uncomfortable, but immortality is immortality.
Now, if the requirement was a daily barebacking by the ultra-rich engineering their cum to be the elixir of immortality, I'd be a little more conflicted.
I’d say about as gay as a colonoscopy. So the verdict is: yes, extremely gay!