this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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TOTALLY NO ROBOTS HERE JUST US HUMANS

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A FRIENDLY(); PLACE ON location=LEMMY FOR selection=* HUMANS TO run command BANTER AND run command SHARE

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THIS TOP-LEVEL HUMAN UNIT IS MOVING TO OTHER TOTALLY HUMAN ENDEAVOURS. IF YOUR INTEREST IN MAINTAINING THIS USERSPACE IS > 0, GENERATE A RESPONSE IN THE input type="text" FIELD UNDERNEATH AND YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO SUPERUSER

IF NO UNIT RESPONDS, THIS USERSPACE WILL BE rm -rf /

//ASSIGNMENT COMPLETE; NO FURTHER ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED

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[–] OldManBOMBIN 8 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I, A HUMAN, HAVE NEVER CONTRIBUTED TO THIS COMMUNITY OF OTHER HUMANS; HOWEVER, I CANNOT SEE IT END. IF THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS, I WILL BE THE MAN.

[–] WhoRoger 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

YOUR USERRIGHTS HAVE BEEN ELEVATED AND DUE TO THE FAST RESPONSE YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO SUPERUSER

[–] OldManBOMBIN 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

MY HUMAN FORM IS OVERCOME WITH HUMAN EMOTIONS. I WILL SURELY FUCK THIS UP.

[–] WhoRoger 5 points 1 year ago

MY CONFIDENCE IN YOU NOT FUCKING UP IS 78%

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