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[โ€“] kryptonianCodeMonkey 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jurassic Park attendee: "We're going to participate in spitting in the face of God, evolution and ethics by recreating, genetically manipulating and trapping giant carnivorous monstrosities without any consequences"

consequences

Attendee: "Well, this is some bullshit."

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"Hey! I thought you said you spared no expense!"

"Yeah... on the food an human accomodations. The dinosaur pens and security systems were all built by the lowest bidder."