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First panel: a poorly drawn figure with half-closed lids asks a smart™ thermostat "hey little man hows it goin?" Second Panel: the smart thermostat points with a large arrow at a screenshot of a graphic that reads "August Trends: Heating & cooling compared with last year", and shows zero hours more heating, 129 hours more cooling, with a small caption underneath that reads "On average, temperatures were 5 degrees warmer than August 2022" Third Panel: the poorly drawn figure with half-closed lids is shown with an unreadable smile in front of a semi-transparent image of a NASA article that reads "NASA Clocks July 2023 as Hottest Month on Record Ever Since 1880" Fourth Panel: the poorly drawn figure says "yea"

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only time my smart thermostat changes temperature without me programming it is when a demon gets in there and it’s nothing a routine exorcism can’t fix.

[–] luckyhunter -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My power company changed mine until i unsubscribed to the "rate reduction" program and then changed my t-stat to a non-wifi model.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was going to reply to you then I realized your 25 day old account has a score of -1853.

Have a nice day!

[–] luckyhunter -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cool! How do I see my score? I am new after all.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] luckyhunter -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol only morons have smart thermostats.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then I guess you’re shit out of luck for seeing your score, buds.

[–] luckyhunter -1 points 1 year ago

I'll find a way to survive this set back.