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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The people apologising fall into 2 camps.

  1. Sex pests & misogynists. Many with their own legal run-ins. e.g. Andrew Tate is a rapist and sex trafficker and Elon Musk attempting to impregnate anyone including flight attendants.
  2. Conspiracy idiots who will believe their guru over reality. It must be some global conspiracy to silence him rather than the more obvious reason that he raped at least one woman and had inappropriate contact with others.