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[–] SaakoPaahtaa 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Man, I've made 4 sexual predator predictions of which now 1 (kevin spacey) is convicted, 1 is suspected (brand) 2 to go (jared leto and quentin tarantino, you old perv).

I should do this for a living

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

All of his movies are just filler for his foot fetish.

[–] Soulg 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That has literally zero bearing on whether or not he's a predator. Jesus christ.

[–] Nurse_Robot 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I respectfully disagree. He isn't even hiding the fact that he has a foot fetish and uses his power dynamic to coerce actresses to do whatever he wants to them. His actions paint a portrait of someone I would suspect of being a predator.

[–] RobertOwnageJunior -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, except in this specific case that isn't what happened at all. This scene was pretty much improvised. Still a creep, though.

[–] Nurse_Robot 3 points 1 year ago

Why do you think it was improvised? Can you show me something that supports that?

[–] Troooop 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had no idea about Jared Leto. I was a huge 30 Seconds to Mars fan. This article, if true makes me upset I thought so highly of him.

[–] RobertOwnageJunior 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because he can sing? He was always a huge creep.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Well, 30 seconds to mars had some really good albums. I didn’t know much about Leto beyond his music.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Is Kevin Spacey convicted yet?