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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They published another piece https://www.theonion.com/men-s-rights-activists-defend-russell-brand-1850850435

“He waved his hands enough in that video for me to consider him innocent.” - Gregory Marsh, Animal Control Officer

[–] gibmiser 72 points 1 year ago (3 children)

“I would stake my reputation on the fact that Russell Brand is a good man.”

Andrew Tate, Trafficker

Chefs kiss

[–] vortexsurfer 23 points 1 year ago

“Look, I don’t know what to tell you, I love sexual assault and I hate women, and that’s just how it is.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I recognized Andrew Tate and (obviously) Russell Brand in there. Were any of the others real people? I'm bettng there were probably at least a couple others I'm just too out of the loop to recognize.

[–] gibmiser 1 points 1 year ago

Not that I noticed but who fking knows

[–] clanginator 4 points 1 year ago

My favorite was the last:

"His long hair and tight pants make him too feminine for me to view him with any empathy."