Fake History Porn

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Welcome to /c/[email protected] , where fake history is made. Find a historically significant photo, come up with a fake history title, post it, laugh.

The name is a reference to the fact that the pictures should be worth marveling at. This is NOT a place for hardcore pornography. Tasteful nudity is fine as long as it fits within the context of the post (please mark it as NSFW).

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As part of his efforts to be a better feminist and more devoted husband, trump takes care of thanksgiving (2019) (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Well, technically President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho only enlists Not Sure/Joe Bauer's help to fix the nation-wide food shortage caused by watering plants with sports drink (Brawndo's got what plants crave, it's got electrolytes) because they're starving and don't have any other options, and when he doesn't fix it within one week he gets thrown into a demolition derby against monster trucks with only a dildo to defend himself.

So I wouldn't say he necessarily valued the opinion of people more intelligent than him, at least until the prostitute from 2005 proves that watering plants with water (like out of the toilet) works just in time.

Great movie.