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a powerful ally (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes

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alt text: a tweet by Zack Budryk (@BudrykZack) at 2:28 PM, 11/18/20. "The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night"

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Here's how that would go:

"Hey, Alice, what's up, it's Mike from the party!"

"Alice? What do you mean alice, she di..."

[Thinking] "shit, that's a man's voice. Must be her boyfriend."
hangs up

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 5 points 1 year ago

I mean it still results in someone the girl didn't want to talk to not getting her number so I'd do it