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Police Narcan pitbull puppy O.D.ing on Fentanyl in Walmart parking lot (www.latimes.com)

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Possible"

Possibly police are fucking liars.

[–] kmkz_ninja 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What would they be lying about here? The woman said she thought her dog was overdosing.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The woman also said this was the second time it has happened. A researcher in the article mentioned a dog would need to ingest fentanyl through its nose to overdose, which unfortunately sounds plausible for a doggie to do.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I dont know... you dont see many puppies carrying around a ceramic pad and a razor blade...

And I've never seen one roll a dollar bill.