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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Just put a vuvuzela in the exhaust pipe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just remove all the exhaust manifold and let the gases just exit the engine without any noise filtering.

After about a couple of hours of driving, the owner will probably come back and ask for louder pipes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure the owner would be dead

[–] Agent641 3 points 1 year ago

Or a fleshlight

[–] saltesc 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's almost what the "whistle tip" phase was, but with a bit more of that super cool "constipated goose passing a load" sound to it.

Now we got DSG farts. Kind of like a shart in an empty coffee tin on each upshift. "Bplarhpth" in English.