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[–] db2 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You need to implement the synergistic cloud blockchain.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

*synergistic cloud quantum blockchain powered by AI

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] guycls 8 points 1 year ago

Needs to be in production by next month.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Ah, so we can leverage acceleration towards actionable efficiency.