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Delta flight returns after passenger has diarrhea ‘all the way through’ plane (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No way I'd be boarding that flight in either role. If it happened once it can happen again!

[–] _bug0ut 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just keep hearing "smell of vanilla shit" in my head and I'm like, "Naw, I'm good. I'll sleep at the airport and try to catch an early flight tomorrow." Haha

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I know that smell: I grew up in a house with ventless bathrooms, but plenty of Glade.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

🤢

[–] TotallyNotJohnSmith 1 points 11 months ago

Upvote, but ewwww... I remember that smell....