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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money
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I've made it 9 months since I quit.
Lotta chicken and rice but I thought I'd take my retirement before I die in the food wars
Bruh, I aim to the water wars. That's starting next year, I believe.