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I finally created the perfect JavaScript runtime: No-JS (feddit.de)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Every line of code has been audited by all security researchers. The implementation is language agnostic and extremely slim (0 LOC). It runs all the JavaScript I want (none).

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (8 children)

No bugs, no security issues. It's the perfect runtime.

[–] fkn 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And yet, somehow there is still a bug in the datetime implementation.

[–] Acters 2 points 1 year ago

Then we can just catch the error and pretend it never happened

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