Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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I wish humans could get firmware upgrades (self.showerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by Hyzerflip to c/showerthoughts

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-bug fix: anxiety has been reduced by 50% -bug fix: memory has been buffed by 50% -bug fix: removed reoccurring memories of past failures

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[–] Etterra 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

-Empathy attribute improved by 50% -bug fix: some players' Empathy attribute was below baseline; these players have had their Empathy attribute reset to baseline.

[–] Hyzerflip 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Absolutely, one of the best ones yet. Thank you.

[–] Etterra 2 points 1 year ago

You're welcome. I'm saving that one in case I ever stumble upon a genie or something. Honestly, If there was such a thing as God, there's no way he could be worse at his job than I would be.