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Let's get things started, shall we? (self.lemma_test)

submitted 1 year ago by gromdroid to c/lemma_test

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Good. Well, as you can see on your program... first up is a speech called, "Don't Just Dream it, do it." Yes! Please give a big hand to Mr. Kevin Malone. [plays Ozzy Osboure's Crazy Train] These are just my dirty old gardening clothes. They were all that I had in my car. That-

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[–] gromdroid 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Not everything's a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes you just fail.

[–] gromdroid 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First rule in road-side beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, 'Wow. I need this beet right now.' Those are the money beets.

[–] gromdroid 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Jell-O

OK. Who put my calculator in Jell-O?

Good one. But uh, seriously, guys who did this?

~~Seriously guys, who did this?~~

I need to know who put my calculator in Jell-O, or I'm gonna lose my freaking mind!

Reverse psychology is an awesome tool
I don't know if you guys know about it, but, basically, you make someone think the opposite of what you believe
And that tricks them into doing something stupid
Works like a charm

Business to business. The old fashion way. No blackberries. No websites. I would like to see a website deliver baskets of food to people.

A lot of jazz cats are blind
But, they can play the piano like nobody's business

Wondering what’s up here?